Timmerov's Blog

at some point timmer-for-president is going to stop being a running gag. and will become a run for office. so best be prepared. ;-> law...

i am thankful i live in a country where: people sincerely believe the world is flat. and that vaccines cause autism. water has magical ...

so the beautiful and talented alisa was commenting on the differences between watching the expanse on tv and reading the books. the tv versi...

tax cuts for the middle class are only good for the rich. i explain. today you make x dollars before taxes and y dollars after taxes. tomorr...

why do we give instructions backwards? the other day i was guiding my mother over the phone. says me, tap the key to the left of the space b...

windows apparently "fixed" my previous rant. it's now back to the stupid way it was before. where you need to go through uac t...

f*ck you windows. seriously. just f*ck you. i explain: i just installed turbotax. and itunes. which both put shortcuts on my desktop. cause ...

there are people saying, cut the political crap. follow the leader. be a good nazi. close your eyes, spread your legs, it'll be over soo...

posza is pronounced pizza shitza. it is the worst pizza i have ever made. sigh. i explain. the dough came out perfect. so good start. but i ...

someone name the form of government with these features stolen from well known forms of government: like communism, The State, meaning Th...

something happened during the last election. the polls said clinton big time. yet trump won. so what happened? two hypotheses: 1) the electi...

i'm very happy we're doing recounts in wisconsin, michigan, and pennsylvania. but but but partisan crap!!! well, yes and no. i expla...

lefties freak out when the rich get handouts. whereas the right is all meh. righties freak out when the poor get handouts. whereas the left...

intelligence is being able to define cognitive dissonance. wisdom is observing it in yourself.

trump speaks in  horoscopes. i explain. his speeches make no sense. literally. the transcripts of his speeches make no grammatical sense. he...

so the other day after dinner b asked for a math problem. so i gave him some. #1 you are 50 meters away from a velociraptor. you immediately...

people say there are no atheists in foxholes. and that's probably true. right up until the grenade lands in the foxhole. then suddenly e...

trump's net worth is hard to pin down. it depends on who's asking and who's answering. cause a big chunk of his net worth is the...

"smart" people can rapidly exchange complex ideas with words. "simple" people trying to follow along quickly get lost. n...

if something isn't broken, don't fix it. yeah, i'm looking at you microsoft. windows 10 seems to have lost the ability to contro...