do not feed the ducks
there are just some acts that really bring out the asshat in me. take for instance the nice park goers tossing bread bits to ducks next to the sign that says, "do not feed the ducks". apparently, this rule doesn't mean them. maybe they like walking on duck poop. i feel like emptying my baby's diapers into the pond next to them to make a point. shocked outrage! what happens to that bread? most of it becomes duck doo. some makes more ducks that make more doo and eat more bread until they get their ducky version of dysentery and die - just like humans that have contaminated their water supply. would you want your kids to play in sandboxes with rotting diseased dead things?