phone gaff
we've been without a phone in the kitchen for four months. i finally got tired of it. so i hooked up the wires. checked for a dial tone. i called my sister and talked to my mother just to test it out real good. and that's that, right? nope. a little while later the phone rings and it's someone calling for my neighbor. turns out their phone line comes into my house. anyone want to call pakistan? the phone company's 611 voice mail just isn't prepared to handle this case. and there's no option to talk to a human being. gonna let the neighbor deal with it. now i wonder where my phone line might be going.