i, terrorist
add music boxes to your list of things not to take in your carry on luggage. my sister gave our mother a present to take across the country for our grandmother. she was pulled out of line at gunpoint and made to stand against the wall, hands up, legs spread, for what i'm sure felt like an eternity while hordes of tsa agents, police, swat teams, dogs and helicopters, hup hup hup, descended upon one terrified grandmother of 5 who really shouldn't be tripping any profile flags being white, old, and female. eventually, someone was brave enough to open the present and turn the thing on.