fairy god mother
the life of a fairy god mother is a difficult one. case in point. my friend chris is a wonderful chap from england. he's like number 1726 in line for the throne. his fairy god mother plucked this beautiful phd md movie star from heaven and dropped her on a bicycle right in front of him. bless him but he didn't notice. i can just see her sigh and wave her magic wand to create some road construction with, of all things, a portable mini traffic light. red of course. i guess even fairy god mothers have to improvise sometimes. but the two soulmates are on their honeymoon in new zealand now. so everything worked out okay. whew!