election
here are my top reasons to have voted for bush: 1) you're a schmuck. two thirds of bush supporters believe falsehoods to be true. 2) you're a hawk. america is the greatest [christian] nation on earth dammit. all others should conform. or else. also lumped in with this reason is the belief that unrestrained consumption is just dandy. 3) it's his mess. let him clean it up. 4) you got confused by the voting machine and pushed the wrong button.