ford'ing debt
i woke up with two thoughts in my head this morning: president ford and the national debt. we could auction on ebay the privilege of being president for an hour. the proceeds would pay off the national debt. one hour before the next president is inaugurated, the vice president resigns, "dave" is appointed vice president, and the outgoing president resigns. dave gets to be in the history books as the n-ty nth president of the united states of america. and we pay off the national debt. i'm a genius. how much trouble could a person make in an hour? i mean really.