micron moron
this is one of alisa's stories. the v.p. of software wandered into her cube where she was laying out a pll and hovered over her shoulder. then he asked the infamous question, what's a micron? she thought, what's he asking me? does he not know what a micron is? can he really be that stupid? he is a software guy after all. and a v.p. so i guess maybe. she answers politely, it's a small unit of distance. there are a million in a meter. he says, no no what are the units on the screen? oh. the micron moron is now the ceo of google.