softball
alisa had an early game. so the boys and i went to watch her play. except they hadn't started yet. alisa came running out, can you play? uh... otherwise we'll forfeit. uh... i don't have a glove or cleats. i'm wearing jeans and a tie-dyed safari hat. uh sure! i can play. so i walk onto left field. it's wet and squishy. no warm up. first pitch is a fly ball to my right. second pitch is a flyball to my left. i catch both. third pitch leaves the park. i didn't catch that. fourth pitch is a grounder through short and third. fifth pitch leaves the park for an automatic out. yes, it's one of those leagues.