father-in-law
my father-in-law's great. he calls me every year on my birthday. he doesn't wish me a happy birthday. he just wants to talk to alisa. i used to think he failed to remember my birthday and just happened to call that day by coincidence. but it's been too many years in a row now. so i think it's become a goofy tradition. i can't really pay him back. his birthday is christmas eve.