homosexuals
the idea of a homosexual relationship just gives me the heebie jeebies. gih! but hey, whatever floats your boat. just don't make me think about it. okay? on the other hand... homosexual couples contribute to the gdp. they don't reproduce themselves. they are the ultimate genetic altruists. they adopt children carelessly created and discarded by heterosexual couples. so in that very real sense they have the moral high ground. and put us to shame.