sneaker joke
so this is a classic joke. an oldie but a goodie. i'm sure you've heard it before. i'm gonna tell it anyway. it's a beautiful day and two hikers are walking through the woods. suddenly, this angry bear jumps out and charges at them. both hikers immediately scream, crap pants, and turn to run. the first hiker stops to exchange his boots for sneakers so he can run faster and gets eaten by the bear.