i, burglar
i broke into my neighbor's house. no i'm not some sort of cat burglar. my neighbor knocked on the door to my garage. strange. she had managed to lock herself out of her house. she had the keys to the front door. but the screen door was locked. the front door keys didn't work on the garage door locks. the gate to the back yard was padlocked. i jumped it. the back sliding door was locked. i finessed the front screen door open. problem solved. meanwhile i had left garrett home alone. where alisa discovered him. if only all of my problems were as easy as that screen door.