undies
so the other day my wife was feeling amorous and i had a happy thought. which led to some awkward adjustment. cause things had gotten hung up on that useless hole in the front of my underpants. why is that there anyway? does anyone actually use it after the age of 10? it's much more practical to just push the elastic down and flop over the top. i think its only purpose is to easily distinguish between boy undies and girl undies. in which case it would be better as a continuous piece of material with appropriate hole-like decoration. i should patent that idea. i'm gonna be so rich. or maybe its purpose is to force that realignment so your partner gets a state of the union address. and can say c'mere c'mere c'mere or g'way g'way g'way.