phone driver
when i was leaving the gym the other day there was this line of cars stopped at a green light. i was like, what the heck? so i skated over and here's this dude at the front of the line talking on his cell phone completely oblivious to the annoyed honking of the cars behind him. i skated over and stuck my face in his open passenger side window. still didn't notice me. sheehs. HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND DRIVE, ASSTARD! he noticed that. i got some grins and waves from some of the newly liberated drivers.