star wars
i was wondering the other day how alisa would look in a princess leia bikini. apparently i was wondering out loud 'cause bennett asked, princess leia of star wars? i asked if he's ever seen star wars. he said, no. so i told him the story of a man named darth vader who worked for the emperor running the galaxy. things were pretty peaceful and prosperous until his two bad little children decided they wanted to run the galaxy themselves. so they started a war and ended up blowing up his police station. as punishment he cut off luke's hand and sold leia into slavery. peace and prosperity returned until the bad children started the war again. this time they succeeded in killing him and rewrote all the history books to make their father look like a really bad guy. but they tacked onto this story some bogus nonsense about how he came back to life as a good guy. obviously guilty consciences. poor bennett. he's going to have to go to school twice. once to unlearn everything i've taught him. and again to learn it the mainstream way.