$1m felatio
i'll pay $1m to anyone (other than his wife) who performs a sex act on the president. and goes public with the evidence. and gets the son of bitch impeached. apparently getting an extra-marital hummer is criminal. but starting a war isn't. and passing off long term tax hikes as short term tax cuts isn't. and no-child-gets-a-dime isn't. and cutting the deficit to half what it was when he was spending like a drunken sailor isn't. enron style accounting isn't. putting monopolies back together isn't. allowing companies to pollute and kill isn't. allowing paper ballot-less elections isn't. ignoring north korea isn't. ignoring medicaid and social security isn't. ignoring global warming isn't. spying on us citizens isn't. ignoring the law isn't.