stabbage
one day at collidj i was playing with a knife. it was a scary gang style folding knife. i was waving it around high karate style like i was a bad guy in a jackie chan movie. my roommate looked away. i put the knife down and picked up a clothes pin. more high karate noises and a final BLEAAAHHH! and i stuck that pin on his fat stomach. gave it a good squeeze so it hurt a bit. he looks down at it like: my god, he stabbed me. funny, it doesn't hurt much. then he realized it was just a clothes pin.