curses
our old gas grill gave up the ghost. the burner developed holes large enough to cook food poorly. not to mention dangerously. we got a new one over the weekend. it was too big to fit in my car. at least in its box. so we unpacked it in the parking lot. all the sub-boxes fit nicely. i was afraid the kids were going to learn some new words while we were assembling it and mom was at the gym. but i was good. they got the roll on the floor giggles when i threw a screwdriver at it and called it a lopsided bucket of bilge water.