shave your eggs 2
the beautiful and talented alisa can be counted on (conned into) volunteering to make costumes for all of the kids in the boys' classes. it's a huge piece of work that nobody admits to being able to do. apparently they stopped teaching little girls to sew immediately after she was a little girl. i get to help. my job for the rhino hoods was to carve styrofoam eggs to look like horns. no i didn't shave the hair off my nads. you people and your dirty minds. sheehs.