av gas
if someone passes gas on an airplane and the person next to them goes completely bonkers gasping for air and fanning themselves then the gas passer should have the option to smack the drama queeen silly. i think i'm going to include a whoopee cushion as part of my standard carryon gear. then when the hysterics end i can ask if they're quite done yet. pull out the cushion. and give it a squeeze. then maybe i'll show them my cell phone and ask them if they want to watch themselves make an ass of themselves before a video of it appears on youtube.