backpack
i handed ben my backpack for a moment so i could do something. he put it on. i finished and he gave it back. i put it on. later i tried to take it off. i slipped off first one shoulder. then the other. and got completely stuck. he had shortened the straps enough that my arms were firmly pinned behind my back by the stupid heavy thing. i'm not as flexible as i used to be so i could not reach the adjusters to free myself. i'm looking at him like, you gonna help me or what? 'or what' in this case meaning stand there uselessly with the giggles.