suit
the first time the beautiful and talented alisa dragged me to hawaii i didn't own a swimming suit. so we bought me one. it was bright yellow. i was 27 at the time and still wrestling competitively. judging by the pictures of the trip i was probably in the best condition of my life. for some unknown reason this year i decided to take that suit along as my only swimwear. i didn't even try it on first. it still fit. but it was kinda tight. it was still yellow. but i don't remember it being quite so uh thin some 15 years ago. the built in jockey parts were shredding. so i felt like i was body surfing with a wedgie. anywho, i retired them unceremoniously in a trash can of the condo at the end of the week. it was kinda sad.