change
i often drop change on the store counter on purpose. everyone always hands out the bills first then the coins. i guess this is some sort of game the ringer uppers play to amuse themselves. i guess it's funny to watch the contortions people go through to keep the coins from sliding off the bills. do they all go to the same school? do they think i want to count the change to make sure they got it right? i frikken watched em pull it out of the drawer. do they hope i'll drop the coins into the donation cup? just give me the damn coins first. then the bills.