keez
the beautiful and talented alisa came up and said, giv me keez. so i kissed her. always happy to oblige those kinds of requests. i could tell by her reaction that wasn't quite what she had in mind. so i took her in my arms, and gave her a big kiss. still not satisfied. well then. okay. i gazed deeply into her eyes, touched her soul with mine, and kissed her with such passion as to light the room and make the flowers spontaneously burst into cacophonous bloomage. after we recovered a bit she tapped me on the chest and said, give me the keys to the rental car.