tarts
i was staring at some teeny bopper's ass the other day. she was wearing hot pink short shorts with FUCK ME! written across the back in big letters. no it didn't really say fuck me. but that's the message advertised to every adult male in sight. she was at some event with her family. apparently her parents approved of her attire. and given her age they probably bought it for her. i was wondering what the hell they're thinking. this is our daughter. she's a tart. oh! you must be so proud. we hope she'll be a slut some day. this is our son. he's a binge drinker. we think he's gonna be a recovering alcoholic some day. maybe even president of the united states.