detergent
the liquid laundry detergent we use comes with a handy dandy spout for pouring the stuff into the cap. the spout is cleverly designed to collect the inevitable drips and channel them back into the bottle. the problem is, it's backwards. i pick up the bottle in my left hand so the label is facing me. that just seems right. unscrew the cap and hold it with my right. and the spouts upside down. sigh. set the bottle down. turn it around with one hand. and pick it up again. annoying. i think i'll sue. hmm... $10 million? sounds good. i'm gonna be so rich.