haircut
not long after alisa and i were married i decided to get a haircut. i was kinda tired of the tanglemop look i'd been carefully cultivating for years. so i got it cut short. real short. i didn't warn the beautiful and talented alisa in advance. i saw her arrive and met her at the door before she had a chance to open it herself. her job was stressful at the time. she started to say something about it as she tried to escape to the safety of her house. but stopped short when she noticed something was different. she got the uncontrollable giggles when she noticed exactly what it was. many minutes passed before she could get enough of a handle on the gales to say, who who are you and what have you done with my husband?