ranger speech
we went car camping with the boys and the camp ranger came by with a truck full of rescue gear. he had attracted quite a crowd of kids and was telling them what each thing was for. he went into great detail about the horrible sorts of injuries that can happen to people who don't follow the rules. he finished with something like, you all know the safety rules here right? good. i sure don't want to have to use any of this equipment on any of you.