flaming eyeball
i had a pnp dnd character who was a master of disguise. he saved the world once. and as a reward he got a flaming eyeball. it could do some minor little tricks and looked kinda cool. but it was a FLAMING EYEBALL! i tried to disguise it with a flame proof eye patch. but it kept smoking. i tried concealing that with a cigar. ha ha. so much for going around incognito. hmm... there's something funny about that beggar. i can't quite put my finger on it. maybe it's the FLAMING EYEBALL! made it pretty easy for the bad guys. tell me exactly who did this or i'll break your bones. uh it was some guy. short. hooded. didn't get a look at his face. shiny sword. and uh oh yeah. he had a FLAMING EYEBALL! why do gms hate disguises?