food
bush is concerned about rising food prices. the plethora of possible jokes there are just too myriad. let me just skip em. and get to the heart of the matter: there are too many people. everything was great as long as we could afford to water our plants with cheap oil. but now oil's expensive. the obvious solution is contraception. but that would mean people would have to admit that people have sex organs. and would have to talk about them. penis. vagina.