standers
i always wanted to believe standers that make the messes on potties don't realize they're doing it. but at work we have potties that are for standers only. and potties that are uni-positional. the uni-positional ones are always clean. and they're used by standers. the standers-only potties are often a glazed yellow mess. so i guess the messy standers do know they're messy. and care enough to not mess up a combo potty. but not enough to keep a stander potty clean. weird. too much ego to sit? or to adjust to life's little changes? doubly weird.