ducks
i had a bit of insomnia last night. so i stayed up to 3am working on code and that other project and tidying up around the house a bit. finally found dreamland around 3am. so at 6am the beautiful and talented alisa rouses me to look at some silly ducks on the front lawn. sheehs. ducks. i pulled the blanket back over my head. later when the boys were ready to leave for school they were distracted by said ducks. they'd obviously been fed by humans and had no idea how tasty they were. the boys thought it was neat to have the ducks wandering around in the garage. until they started pooping. and dad made them clean it up. the ducks fled. smart move. my sleepy brain was starting to think that beautiful and talented alisa had a recipe somewhere for duck l'orange. and she owes me one.