gridlock
gridlock is really annoying. in case you've never experienced it, it's when some dickwads don't pay attention to traffic. and they drive into the intersection and stop. now the cross traffic can't go when they get a green light. i figure the city of palo alto should outsource a private contractor (me) to put an end to it. i'd wait at an intersection in a forklift. then when someone blocks traffic i'd go scoop up their car and put it on a flatbed truck. no ticket. the fine is whatever they're driving. payable immediately. i'm gonna be so rich.