stairs
the building i work in has one flight of stairs. my cube corner is upstairs. the fridge full of diet coke is down stairs. there are 16 steps going down. there are 8 steps going up. it's been 10 years since i've been on a wrestling mat. but after 20 years of the sport i still cannot walk up a flight of stairs. i park my car on the fifth floor of the garage. there are 40 steps between the ground and my car. there are 80 steps between my car and the ground. i never take the elevator. even when i'm lugging one of those gawdawful heavy servers i spend my days working on at work and my nights working on at home.