hurry
ever notice that when people say they're in a hurry... they really mean they're late. i love it when people in a hurry, or rather people who are late, need something from me. cause i always point out that distinction. guaranteed to get a reaction. no, you're not in a hurry. you're late. an ambulance is in a hurry. ambulances are entitled to special privileges because they're in a hurry. you are late. don't know why you're late. don't care. you're either unlucky or irresponsible. either way. you're not entitled to special privileges. so wait patiently while i deal with these other people who were lucky enough or responsible enough to be here on time. and next time you're late, be polite. then you won't get a lecture before you get what you want. have a nice day.