katz
my cat is really smart. unfortunately, she's a cat. so she can't talk. and she has paws instead of hands. so she can't write. this makes it nigh impossible for her to communicate how smart she really is. you have to spend enormous amounts of time observing her and interpreting everything she does. which is okay cause in addition to being really smart she's also really cute. heh. in reality, she's too stupid to seek medical attention when she hurts herself. and she's too stupid to not eat stuff that will make her sick. pass the paper towels. the cat just yacked up a hairball again.