alibis
b hussein says family is off limits. especially children. classy. which is not a word one usually associates with this blog. especially when hanging out there is the greatest. alibi. ever. so anywho, the story circulating the internet is that palin's unmarried teenage daughter disappeared from school for a while cause she had mono. or maybe she was having a baby. which palin passed off as her own to avoid the embarrassment of the little bastard in politics. after being nominated, palin promptly issued a press release saying her 17 year old daughter is preggers. in other words, her daughter couldn't have been giving birth then cause she was busy getting knocked up. best. alibi. ever. all giggling aside, the baby in question has down's syndrome. which makes it all but certainly palin the matron's. and not palin the maid's.