neo bible
the internet is the new bible. i am absolutely certain of this fact. in my deep dark past i knew many people who believed crazy stuff. like bumblebees can't fly. it's true, man. i read it in the bible. now i meet people who believe crazy stuff. like cars can run on water. it's true man. i read it on the internet. ergo, the internet is the new bible. it must be true. you're reading it on the internet.