al v jenny
compare and contrast al gore and jenny craig. one sells carbon credits. the other sells diet food. both are good for you. nobody likes either. people have extremely vitriolic reactions to one: al gore is a waste of carbon. but no one says jenny craig is a waste of carbohydrates. what's the difference? marketing. one has push the other has pull. people look at themselves and know they're fat. jenny craig can you help me lose weight? pull. contrast with push. observe the al gore method of selling diet food: you're fat. lose weight or pay me. it doesn't take a kalashtar to figure out how that's gonna go.