asstards
so why is it that males behave like asstards first? it's like it's hardwired into our circuitry or something. it takes lots of training and self control to not strangle that other asstard. it's especially puzzling cause turning the other cheek is almost always a superior strategy in the long run. seems like a serious design flaw. if one believes in an intelligent designer. otherwise, one would think the asstard gene would have been selected away. perhaps it's only relatively recently that kill thy neighbor became suboptimal. and the gene pool hasn't had a chance to catch up yet. or maybe i'm just making wishes.