miracle fish
long ago there were two fish, a multitude of mouths, and jesus. we all know this story. well, most of it. there were some fishing poles that were left out for literary reasons. anywho, jesus handed people the poles. they caught some fish while he ministered. everyone ate their fill. when the party was over there were yards of fish left over. jesus replaced the free food handout with the means and motivation to work and lo, a miracle! in other news, our welfare programs are going bankrupt. they need a miracle.