which candidate is most likely to die in office: obama or mccain? mccain is old. really old. and he has a young ambitious vice president. figure she'd wait until two years and a day into mccain's presidency before offing him. then she could be re-elected for two more complete terms. pesky term limits. and the other guy, obama? heh. there are still a whole lotta crazy folks in this country who'd party mad if the fine institution of slavery were re-instated. god bless america.