the other day my cell phone told me about a missed call. i checked to see who it was from. low battery, it said. i don't know who this person is. but they call me a lot. from different numbers. i never seem to be able to call them back cause my carrier chooses that particular moment to drop me. sigh. what to do. what to do. so if you're reading this, low battery, keep calling. we'll hook up eventually.