murphy's bailouts
eddie murphy did a skit about sticking things in his butt. with apologies to the artist, it ends with something like, what's this? $100 bill? i get to keep this for sticking things in my butt? step aside. scatological humor. anywho, this extended string of bailouts reminds me of that sketch. yeah our firm has hit a rough spot. no, we'll be fine. really. we'll be fine. leave us alone. what's this? $100 billion bailout? i get this for ass fucking our shareholders? step aside.