so i was at a local high school the other day. and i walked past a room clearly labeled, birth control. now i grew up in rural pennsylvania. and some subjects were taboo. which might explain why there were so many classmates with children of their own. but california is quite a bit more progressive. sinful, we called it. so maybe. anywho, i immediately wondered what the room was for. do they hand out prophylactics? prescribe the pill? perform abortions? clearly, further investigation was merited. so i looked closer. the sign read, control booth.