chair
i tore my beloved chair apart. the seat split clean in half. i have this vague idea of fixing it. clearly it'd be cheaper to just go buy a new one. don't want to. all i have to do is cut a board the correct shape. drill holes in it. warp it. insert the bolt seat thread thingies. reattach the cushion. reattach the arms and legs. voila! simple as pi, no?