5 minutes
if i leave my house at 8:45, the other drivers on the road are generally polite and courteous. they signal. they allow you to merge. they drive at a reasonable speed. and little birdies flit about tying ribbons on the grills. if i leave my house at 8:50, things are completely different. it's like there's a million dollar prize to get to the next red light. turn signals? ha! bonuses seem to be awarded for toilet bowling someone. so what happens in those 5 minutes? i'm tempted to try to capture this doctor jekyll mr hyde transformation on film. i'm gonna be so rich.