souls
do you have soul? of course you do. can you prove it scientifically? nope. will science be able to prove that there's something out there beyond human imagination? maybe. but i doubt it. until the day it does, you'll just have to have faith that you have a soul. nothing wrong with that. conversely, until the day science proves souls don't exist. you'll just have to have faith that you don't have a soul. or you can sit on the fence with me. it's a big fence. plenty of room for all. i'm totally comfortable not knowing whether we have souls or not. get over it, you soulless bastards. heh. if you don't have a soul and want one, i'll sell you one. i have a nice selection available. reasonable rates. if you do have a soul, remember money corrupts. you should send it all to me. you know, to protect your soul. i'm gonna be so rich.