chocolate
so the other day we were in line at the grocery store. it was kind of a she-she place. the chocolate at the cashier had brands i didn't recognize. i don't see as well as i did when i was younger. one of the chocolate bars seemed to be called guilt-tard. which i thought was a really really bad name for chocolate. eat this and feel guilty you tard. mmm yummy. ha ha! you're a guilt-tard.